Apparently, I'm "The Man They Call Jayne"

You Are: Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)

Although you can be a good fighter and good at protecting others, you are not very bright sometimes.

Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 80% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% A Reaver (Cannibal) 30% Wash (Ship Pilot) 30% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 25% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 25% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 15% River (Stowaway) 10% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 5% Inara Serra (Companion) 0%

Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz
(via Bad Astronomy)

I'd have to agree, except for the part about being good at fighting and protecting people.

I copied the code snippet that the quiz site provided, pasted it into this post, then spent over an hour getting it to look right.

Later,